Blog Post #20: " Spagbol "

Invent a dry food you would take with you on your journey if you were Tally. What would it be and how would you make it?

Kayli Says: Along with the toothbrush pill, there is now also a very cool new Blue Pill on the scene. Presenting, the new, amazing, blue-ly-colored,...Friple!!! This product, very alike to the toothbrush pill, is, well, a pill. BUT IT'S BLUE!!! This new product comes with a size adapter, for your water purifier. Just attach and pick your size. This works with ALL dried foods that use a water purifier!!! Now, back to the Friple. Just drop the tiny blue pill into your water purifier, pick the size on your size adapter, and in only 3 seconds, I repeat, THIS MEAL COOKS IN ONLY 3 SECONDS, you will have a delicious plate of BLUE FRENCH FRIES!!! Thank you for your time and consideration. Now, please turn your attention to the fine print.
Fine Print: Kayli Randle Industries does not cover any accidents while cooking. We will also only be able to replace this product and size adapter ONLY twice, so if you are a very stupid and clumsy person, please refrain from using this product, for it may not be the one for you. Also, please talk to your doctor if stupidity is recurring, because there is definitely something wrong with you and your stupid head. This product also comes in a variety of colors and flavors such as: Blue-Coconut-Blue, Gross-Green, Yucky-Yellow, Plumdidly-Purple, Cinnamon-Sienna, Peach-Peach, Why-Are-You-Still-Reading-This-Orange, Go Away Now!-Red, and Perky Jerky. Perky Jerky is a flavor made especially for dorks. Enjoy(NOT!!!!!)